Name the large head guy and win an insult.

The guy with the large head to the right of the page is there for a reason. Actually, he’s not! I had no idea what to write about so I was going to write something about him keeping an eye on the blog. It wouldn’t be too difficult to do. He’s always there at the side of the page and as long as I’ve known him, he just lurks there, hands in pockets and attentively watches. I’m usually good at giving nicknames but for some reason I can’t think of what to call him and that’s where you come in. I need suggestions people. Click on the ‘comments’ link at the end of this post and suggest a nickname. I’m not a rich man so there is no financial reward involved however I can reward you with a tailor made insult. Armed with this insult, you can go forward and further insult a person or persons of choice. The insult will not be a standard run of the mill insult for that is not the way I operate. The insult will be a unique, treasured piece of art. Something you can hand down to your children and them to their children. Alternatively you could bypass giving it to your children and give it straight to your grandchildren. So I need a nickname and the reason why you chose it. Good luck and may your imagination run riot.