Gis a job

In the happy place where I work, a job was recently advertised for a position in the canteen. 250 people applied for the solitary job. If it was up to me, I would visit each and every one of the applicants and advise them to look elsewhere. This is not because the canteen is a bad place to work. On the contrary, the staff are very nice and I’m sure there are a lot worse jobs you could end up doing. I’m writing these words by way of a diary entry. I will wait a while until the new employee settles in, ask them to comment on these words and see if I was wrong!