Golf and Soccer are not the same

I never thought I would appreciate golf. To me, golf is like soccer only the ball is much smaller and you have to get it in the hole rather than the goal and you use a golf club rather than your foot to score and lots of people don’t try and take the ball from you while you get ready for a shot unless your golfing opponents are massively confused with the difference between golf and soccer, in which case they might try and take the ball from you while you get ready for a shot. If this happens you should throw the rattle out of the pram and throw a tantrum. It’s just not cool to be attacked by a soccer team, while playing golf though I suppose you’re the one with the 9-iron!