At It’s good to mock HQ, there’s one thing we can’t get enough of and that’s Nonsense. Allow me to coin a brand new saying – “Too much Nonsense, makes Jack a total legend”. You heard it here first folks so expect to see it printed on t-shirts soon. I like watching non English movies because I don’t understand what the actors are saying. Because of this, I make up my own story and the story becomes Nonsense. As you can imagine, this doesn’t really work too well if the movie has subtitles. If you study this art form it’s possible to take it to the next level and read non English books. If you can’t read the words, you can make your own story up as you go along. I won’t pretend it’s easy and it does take a lot of practice but if you apply yourself, it is possible to reach what I call Utter Nonsense. It’s actually quite simple:
Complete + Nonsense = Complete Nonsense. Complete + Utter Nonsense + Complete Utter Nonsense + Total Nonsense = Complete Utter Total Nonsense. If you can’t smell, you have no sense of smell therefore you are an Anosmiac (it’s real, the internets say so) and if you walk into a wall you are lacking common sense. Therefore Complete + Utter Nonsense + Complete Utter Nonsense + Total Nonsense = Complete Utter Total Nonsense. Complete Utter Total Nonsense + lack of common sense + No sense of smell = Complete and Utter Nonsensical Total Common Anosmia.
I strongly believe the above equation can be applied to all situations but don’t hold me responsible for the outcome as it’s not exactly scientifically proven although there are several mice and hamsters running around in a wheel as we speak and I expect this will be proven before teatime tomorrow. Bill Y
