When the blog goes global, I’ll be able to ramble on with the same old nonsense but to a much wider audience.
When the blog goes global, you can say, “I knew that fool back in the days before the blog went global”.
When the blog goes global, I’ll be able to afford to buy computer stuff for the first time since the millennium began.
When the blog goes global, people will say “Wait a minute, maybe the fool did make a tiny little bit of sense after all”.
When the blog goes global, mocking yourself will be an everyday activity just like morning coffee.
When the blog goes global, I will finally publish my lifetimes work – How to mock in 46,435 easy steps.
When the blog goes global, I will have my own country and call it Ireland. If that name has already been taken by then, I will call it Yreland.
When the blog goes global, I will sell it for vast sums of money and start another blog about the effect of working life, on personality. This will be called: www.getthatclampoffmypersonalityyoubastard.com
When the blog goes global, everyone will know that it’s good to mock. Bill Y
