It’s just been brought to my attention that an elderly lady (we’ll call her Granny) tried to skip the queue in the post office by using her shopping bags as a weapon! Now the friend who told me this scandalous story, is the very person whom Granny attempted to skip. Let me tell you, Trish is not the type of girl you can just walk by in the post office. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a nice person and she’ll help you out when she can. Just because you may be an elderly lady and have a shopping weapon with you, doesn’t mean you can skip the queue in the post office. Granny has probably been using the shopping weapon to skip queues for a long time now. I for one am glad that Trish stood up for herself and ended what can only be described as a disgraceful act of attempted violence. It’s Grannies like this who give the non youth of today a bad name, attempting to skip post office queues with shopping weapons. If you or your friends have any Granny related stories of attempted violence please email me at:watchitgrannyputthataway@itsgoodtomock.com
We need to look out for each other out there. I’m already receiving reports of a Granny selling poison apples. Please be careful if your name is Snow White when buying apples with the name ‘Granny Smith’ on them. I’ll keep you up to date as and when more information arrives. Bill Y.
