I’m always right. It’s not easy being me but I’m kind of used to it at this stage. One of the main problems with always being right is that you’re never wrong and that’s not an easy thing to live with. As you can imagine, it sometimes irritates the less brilliant people out there who are rarely right. To make the less brilliant feel less bad about their shortcomings, I sometimes purposely mess things up. I do have to cover my ‘I am so unbelievably brilliant’ tattoo and this is easily done however sometimes it’s hard not to let your guard own when surrounded by average folk. If you do see me acting average, please be aware that I am so much better at being average than you and everyone else. Actually not only am I more unbelievably brilliant than most average people, I’m more unbelievably brilliant at being average than most people. I could continue saying words but am afraid that my brilliance might overwhelm you. For instance, did you know that inaccurate facts are as trustworthy as factual inaccuracies? Bill Y
