All threats are taken seriously

I just came back seeing from my favourite band – ‘The extremely humourless, non-violent midgets’. They play a kind of gospel/death metal like no other band and a friendlier bunch of misfits, you could not meet. At their last gig, someone told them a joke and if there’s one thing they don’t like, it’s jokes. They recently got a new manager who has some strange ideas for promoting the band. She decided it’s best to advertise the fact that they have no sense of humour. There’s talk about getting t-shirts printed with the following:





They say all publicity is good publicity but I have my doubts!





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