Sometimes you find out something that tears at the very fabric of society, something that has evilly become ingrained into everyday life and you just want to shout - “Told you so”. You knew it all along but couldn’t open your mouth for fear of becoming a laughing stock. All of that “I love you” was just too good to be true and you knew it all along. Deep in the corridors of power was a cover up as big as Simon Cowell’s ego and all of a sudden, you finally have the proof you always knew existed. Allow me to shatter the illusion so carefully designed to massively confuse the bejaysus out of you:
Barney:
1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals:
C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers:
666
Thus, Barney is Satan!
“I love you” – I think not
Now that Barneygate is out in the open, we must begin to restore some sense of normality to our daily lives but my work is only beginning. I still have doubts about that bear in the big blue house!
Bill Y
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“I love you” – I think not
