Alternative Smiley Guide

I’m not a massive fan of smiley's. Sure there’s a time and a place for one or two which can be carefully placed to make a point but in general, they’re massively overused. Jill Y recently gave me a b’day present of a mobile phone which was masquerading as an mp3 player which thought it was a GPS device which was convinced it was a million other things. I looked through the various manuals and came across a guide to some smiley's I hadn’t seen before: