Get the Chuck out of here

At it’s good to mock, we get asked a lot of questions. Some are unprintable and will remain that way for fear of upsetting Jill Y’s mother. Others are just ridiculous and that’s just how we like our questions. By far, the most common question we’re asked is a question which Hilda asked on Tuesday last: How cool is Chuck Norris? Well Hilda and everyone else who asked, this is how cool Chuck Norris is:




 


I could spend all night and day showing how cool Chuck Norris is and though I’m really tempted to do so, I’ll make this part 1 of a 375567 part series.