Kids are different these days, I kid you not

When I was a little person, I thought I was smart. I then got bigger and realised I wasn’t smart at all and that’s why I left school at 32 – only kidding, I didn’t go to school at all – only kidding, I’m a nuclear physicist – only kidding, I have a degree in music – only kidding, or am I? Enough of my incessant waffle, kids today are different to when I was a kid as depicted below: