Down with this sort of thing, the youth of today...

I was thinking about reinventing myself as a grumpy old mocker. It shouldn’t be too hard to sort out. I’ve done a bit of research and I think I need something to give out about. It can’t be the weather, the economy or the lying, cheating, dog Thierry Henry because it would be too easy to pick on the massively obvious. I need something that the majority of the public don’t know about, something that people will be outraged with and I think I found exactly the thing. I’m all for giving kids as much choice as possible at an early age but this is just wrong: