A recent survey has shown that 85% of people who don't agree with everything I say and do are 78% more likely to become lactose intolerant than 84% of those who do. With stats like these, I think it's in your best interest to agree with everything I say and do. Don't you? A certain person who's in charge of America at the moment, recently said: "You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig". At it's good to mock, we love these things more than zircon encrusted tweezers or cheese smothered in mars bars and dipped in gold. We do however question the statement. While we agree that a pig is a pig, even if you put lipstick on it, we feel we must point out that the lipstick may make the pig more attractive. Rather than use words to make our point, we'll go for pictures:
