I’m not one of those great thinkers like Einstein or Paris Hilton

Life. People keep telling me that it’s not supposed to be easy. Sometimes they use deep and meaningful clichés like “life is like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow” or “Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life”. I’m not one of those great thinkers like Einstein or Paris Hilton so I have to figure things out as I go along. I find it hard to explain things but I feel like I’m here for a reason and I’m trying to find someone. This guy seems to think someone is trying to find him: