Recently, Jodie Foster asked “ why do you keep saying that I’m more manly than Chuck Norris?” To Jodie we say “why is Batman more manly than Superman?” What we’re tying to say Jodie, is that it is the way it is. End of.
Jon Bon Jovi asked “Do you honestly believe Bon Jovi have produced some of the blandest, middle of the road, excuses for music ever?” To Jon we say “yes we do but please relax, safe in the knowledge that we found a band that are nearly equally as bad as your creatively challenged output – take a look at your musical equivalent”
Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots – Disco Duck
