There seems to be a tea for everything these days so I thought I would jump on board the tea train and see where it brought me.
I wasn’t in the mood for work at all so I took some ‘Neutralise Work Tea’ and all of a sudden the pain disappeared and I wasn’t bothered about it at all.
When I arrived at the office, I realised I had no cash with me and couldn’t buy a coffee. This presented a serious problem. The thought of having no coffee in the morning, produced a feeling which I would imagine is akin to what a dog feels before he throws up because of the fear of having no dog coffee or whatever the equivalent to dog coffee is. Throughout the ordeal, I had forgot to remember that I had brought some ‘Coffee Detox Tea’ with me and a quick cup postponed the panic.
I went to a meeting and as usual, most of what was said went over my head. It was like they were speaking a different language. If I hadn’t of brought a cup of ‘Understanding Nonsense Meetings Tea’, it might of turned into one tough meeting.
You may not of heard of these three teas as they’re fairly new to the market. Check out Stanley’s tea discovery below:
