If there’s two things we like at It’s good to mock, it’s coffee and coffee making machines that make coffee. If we don’t drink enough coffee we become as impatient as a patient waiting on a patent for his cure for impatience. Huh! Jill Y drinks so much coffee that part of her face now appears on certain coffee cups:
As a guy, I don’t use the word ‘love’ too often but I’m beginning to worry as I think we actually love coffee. Because coffee is left alone in the house all day, we wondered if it ever became amorous and made a move on some other coffee. It turns out that it does: