The fear of losing the most important thing in life

It's well documented that we live on coffee at It's good to mock HQ. If there's one thing that scares us more than clowns and zombies, it's the thought of the coffee going missing. We've been known to pray to coffee, sleep with coffee and occasionally drink it. Sometimes, like in all relationships, we have a falling out. Yesterday was one of those times and we found ourselves getting quite vocal about it: