Head Shop

At It’s good to mock, we have some strange thoughts running through our collective heads. Jill Y has been working on a secret experiment for the last number of years and I think we can finally let you, the good people who matter most, in on the secret. First, a little background:

One day, a couple of years ago, I asked for a very individual coffee:













At precisely the same time, in another city hundreds of miles away, Jill Y asked for a very individual coffee:












The above pictures are not Jill Y and I but I think you get the picture. The next day, Jill Y called and explained that she had an individual coffee, the night before and that she had a seriously sore head when she woke up. I told her that I too, had had an individual coffee the previous day and that my head was not happy when I woke up. I can’t remember the exact conversation but we discussed how cool it would be to be able to go to a shop and buy a new head. If you could buy a new head, you could do wonders for humanity as well as hangovers.

Lots of stuff has happened since that conversation and Jill Y has become something of a super scientist. We’re just about to go public on the major breakthrough and open a Head Shop. We’ve have been working on marketing the product and think we’ve up with the perfect advertisement:


 
To be cont…