I’m sure I used to have more fingers than this

It’s happened again. Due to the recession, we’ve been forced to use our smarts to come up with some ways to make some extra cash. Jill Y didn’t like the idea of sleeping with other men for money although my mate ’Sugartastic Daddy John’, tells me that it’s quite a lucrative business.

I decided to try my hand at selling bibles and visited a supposedly reputable website to buy a massive amount of said books. The books arrived quickly enough but I didn’t exactly get what I was looking for. It turns out that one persons idea of a bible, can be different to someone else's. I’m now the proud owner of 600 new ‘Lolcat Bibles’