Watch it

We have quite a few vices at It’s good to mock and maybe one day we’ll sit down and write a best selling book about them. I’m not one of those fancy folk who wears gold, silver or underwear but I do like unusual watches, the more unusual the better. People who know me are aware of this and every now again, (well once a year to be exact) if I’m a good little mocker, I might get a watch for my birthday. Although I do like this watch, I just can’t help feeling depressed every time I look at the time: