When you throw buttered toast in the air, it always lands butter side down. I got myself some buttered toast and put it to one side. When you throw a cat in the air, it always lands on its feet. With the help of my mate Dave ‘no Adam's apple’ Durkin, I located a cat and my mind started going through some sort of strange thought process where I combined the buttered toast and the cat together and invented Antigravity:
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