Even though little Dill Y is only a baby, I get really excited when I think of all the things that I’m going to teach him. He’s going to have everything I didn’t have when I was growing up. He’s going to be shielded from the sound of Bon Jovi for a start. He’ll have the option of learning as many musical instruments as he wants. He’ll be involved in sports, drama, mocking and anything he shows the slight bit of interest in. I look forward to the day when I tell him about the birds and the bees and also about where babies come from. Then there’s the biggest lesson that a parent can share with their son: