Yesterday was a good day as I achieved an ambition. Jill Y’s father is a school principal. We get on very well as we both think that crowded elevators smell different to midgets. I’ve been trying to talk him into letting me teach Mocking to his students. Yesterday he agreed and I took my first class. I was a little bit nervous before getting to the school but I had nothing to worry about. The first thing I asked the class to do was to mock me as soon as I turned my back. They took to the task like a duck out of water: