I’ve never played golf before because I always thought it was too expensive to join a Golf Club. Recently I found a cheap place but was shocked that they didn’t allow women to join. It took me about 20 minutes to change their minds about that and Jill Y joined straight away. We’ve been going for the last couple of weeks and more and more women have been joining. The other day, the owner called me to one side and had a quiet word. He said he was very concerned about the changes that were taking place, since the women joined. I asked him to give me an example. He said there was nothing major but a lot of small things such as the use of language on the greens. He showed me a sign that one of the ladies had put up and I laughed so hard, I nearly excreted the bitter distaste I have for Bon Jovi:
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