Our good friend Danny "Big Swinger” Small, had been staying with us for a while, while he tried to choose his favourite 6 women. We spent some time helping him choose his top 6 and a lot of soul searching was done. The day arrived for Big Swinger to leave and Jill Y and I returned home from work to be greeted with a ‘present’. Don’t get me wrong, we appreciate the fact that he got us a gift but getting down deep and dirty on the new sofa that he bought us, has become quite a painful event:
