Good Woman Wanted

I don’t have a great attention span and tend to get bored quite easily. This is because my brilliant mind constantly needs to be amused. Jill Y and I went shopping the other day and she went to try on a dress. I waited outside and as I had some pen and paper, decided to write a personal ad and put it in the shop window. I don’t understand why she didn’t see the funny side of it when she came back. I thought it was quite good: