It’s your mind, don’t blame us

We're here to mock not to shock but we should probably apologise in advance for what we’re about to do. There's two ways you can approach this. You can just accept it for what it is and get on with your life (we recommend this) or you can try and figure out how it happened (if you choose this route, please expect to lose sleep as you try to work out the workings of the human mind). We should probably just get on with it, so here goes: