An orchestra of feline brilliance

Times are tough and money’s as tight as a tight fisted bank manager. Jill Y and I have started doing odd jobs here and there to earn some extra cash. I thought I was clever when I began making money selling original insults on the internet. This however, pales into insignificance when compared to Jill Y’s brilliant innovation. She’s only gone and invented a brand new musical instrument which she likes to calls ‘Feline Piano’: