Q. How many Sugartastic Daddy John’s does it take to come up with a joke? A. There is only one Sugartastic Daddy John

Our friend Sugartastic Daddy John isn’t usually funny but lately he’s been sending some hilarious emails. We’ve been laughing so much that it hurts like the way your tongue hurts when you accidently staple it to the wall. There are two types of jokes, the one’s where you laugh for a moment and the ones where you just want to applaud the genius for coming up with such brilliance. This one falls into neither of the above categories: