All's well that ends well

At It’s good to mock, we’re not shy about telling you how clever little Dill Y is. Today we thought we would show you the other side of the little brat at his worse. He’s only gone and got himself an audition for the new Lassie film. He’s up for the part of the kid who loves his dog. The truth is, he likes dogs about as much as I like Bon Jovi and I hate Bon Jovi as much as Morrissey hates eating meat. To be honest, we don’t hold much hope for him getting the part, especially when you see the little audition piece he’s prepared: