It won’t be the first time I’ve been called a child and it certainly won’t be the last. To me, a child is someone who looks at the world in awe and amazement and gets excited about things like stacking cups, eating 200 baked beans in a minute and stalking dogs so I guess I am a child. Jill Y is a legend and we usually don’t get on like a plugged in toaster in a bath. Having said that, she has some stupid issue with my new game: