Friends wanted for 5 year old budding genius. Must be 5 years of age and have 6 years experience in a dynamic thermo nuclear related role.

You can never be too careful these days so before we allow little Dill Y to make new friends, we screen the prospective friend to make sure that they are intelligent enough. This might seem a bit extreme but when your 5 year old is being groomed to be a genius, the last thing you want is other kids dragging him down. The questions we ask are fairly basic - work history, previous relationships and any prior convictions for stunting the growth of a genius. You'd be surprised how many kids have a history of stunting the growth of a genius. In our part of the world, it's a hobby for some people. The last guy we interviewed was a guy called Jake Hunter Jr. If his name seems familiar, it's because there's a popular video game out at the moment Jake Hunter - Detective Chronicles. As Jake hunter Jr. waited in the waiting room he was reading a book. After he finished his aptitude test, we asked him about his name and what he was reading. He told us that he was the son of the Jake Hunter of the video game and he was reading a novel by someone else who was also called Jake Hunter. We were delighted when he showed us the book:



We like this guy and have allowed him to be friends with Dill Y.