Compliments to the lady

Despite what you might not think, we sometimes think we don't think things through at It's good to mock HQ. Jill Y and I were having one of our hourly disagreements and when I say disagreements, I mean break ups and when I say break ups, I mean break ups. This time, the war centered on her belief that I never compliment her. This of course is simply not true. I always compliment her on usage of the word  hippopotamus, her uncanny ability to finish crosswords quicker than I can say Seventy seven benevolent elephants and her freakish knack of finding the credit card even when I hide it in another country. Knowing I can never win, I decided to give in and complimented her under duress: