Soup of the day

I don’t know how it happened but I was let off the leash and allowed to head to the pub with Thirsty Dave and Sugartastic Daddy John. The only provision was that I was not allowed to drink alcohol. Considering who I was with, that’s like bringing a kid to a sweet shop and chopping off his legs so he can’t reach the sweets. To make matters worse, Oprah was on the TV and we wanted to watch the rugby but the TV was too high up so I said “hey Sugartastic, use that chopped off leg you found to change the channel”. That meant we only had to find a solution to my enforced abstinence from alcohol. A few moments later, we found our solution. We were in Thirsty Dave’s local so we decided, I would have the soup of the day: