This guy needs his get out of jail card right now

I've been compiling a list of things to do. It's quite a short list with 2 items and both of them involve the time machine. First, I want to go back in time and prevent the great injustice known as Bon Jovi from ever happening. Then I want to give the machine to Britney so she can go back in time and prevent the whole shaven head thing from ever happening. I know we're lucky to have the time machine and that not everyone is fortunate enough to have one. This is why we only use it for the greater good. There's one more person who could probably do with going back and altering his present: