This invention may not change the world as we know it

It's good to mock encourages creativity. We always have and we always will. Sometimes we come up with stuff that may amuse the casual depressive and for this we are truly happy. Sometimes we don't quite hit the mark but as long as we're being creative, we can sleep at night. Sugartastic Daddy John is an entrepreneur par excellence. A man who always tries to see past the obvious, he makes the collective proud but this time we think he may be losing the plot. He worked at this for all of 5 minutes and is convinced it’s going to make him rich beyond belief: