Put the nun down and step away from the elephant

Many times a week, I sit down to write the story of It’s good to mock – how Jill Y invented the time machine, how little Dill Y is working on the cure for Bon Jovi and how I’ve always been brilliant in all my lives. For some unknown reason, I always write one line only:

Put the nun down and step away from the elephant

This makes as much sense to me as it does to you but it doesn’t come close to the massive confusion of the dream/nightmare where Jill Y tries to kill me with her bear hands:




This just gets weirder. In the middle of writing this post, I fell asleep and had a dream/nightmare where I prevented The Beatles from recording Abbey Road:




Now I’m just scared to sleep.