Sumtimes de wurds doent maik sence

The modus operandi is always the same. We update daily on matters of brilliant insight and wit. You try to figure out how people called Bill Y, Jilly Y, Little Dill Y, Sugartastic Daddy John and Thirsty Dave can lead such fascinating, eventful lives. It’s all good until someone points out a speling mistake in one of our great works and then we just feel like we don’t deserve you. Because we’re a forward thinking collective, we’ve decided to eat ourselves out of the possibility of it happening again: