Those Care Bears have a lot more going for them than I first thought

I don’t quite know how it happens but it happens and happens a lot. For no apparent reason, Jill Y loses all sense of reason and calls me things that even a reasonable person who knows things wouldn’t know. Allow me to briefly sketch the details for you. We were at a party and I paid a visit to the toilet. When I came back with a smile on my face, I told her I had a new found love of Care Bears. And so began a domino effect which began with a torrid stream of abuse and ended up with me in the doghouse for a reason I just don’t understand. Since when is it a crime to like the Care Bears: