WARNING: Do not let Dr. Mario touch your genitals. He is not a real doctor

And so we arrive at a problem of our own doing. We're a bunch of mockers at It's good to mock and people have come to expect nothing but utter nonsense from us. We don't have a problem with this at all for we reap what we sow, yada, yada, yada. The problem is that when we try to be serious, people still expect us to be joking and the 'serious' that we report is not taken serious at all. With this in mind, please, please, please heed what we have to tell you right now. There is nothing funny in this whatsoever. If you do find yourself laughing uncontrollably, stop it immediately and tell your family and friends to be careful out there for everything is not as it seems: