What was that? I hear what you’re saying but I don’t speak alien

Here’s something you may or may not know – men and women are different. I’m not the first person to say it and I won’t be the second last. Books have been written on it and the internet says so, so it must be true. I called Jill Y last night and had a massively bizarre conversation. I could probably try and describe what was said but instead, Diddy and Bjork will give you an idea of what I’m talking about. For the sake of the exercise, my part will be played by Bjork and Diddy will play Jill Y: