When in doubt, turn to alcohol

Each evening when Jill Y and I come home from our daily adventures, we sit down and teach each other something. It doesn’t matter if it’s something big like the language of the ancient African tribes of the Omo Valley region of Southern Ethiopia or something Homer said. As you can imagine, I’m usually the one who quotes Homer and sometimes Lisa and Bart too. We’re fairly open minded individuals and were discussing how we were going to teach religion to Little Dill Y who’s now 5 but will be 6 on his next birthday. After 9 hours of intense discussion, we both realised we needed alcohol to help us come to an agreement. Copious amounts of alcohol later and we came up with a perfect solution: