Please be aware of this false alarm doing the rounds

Thank gods we’re here to tell it like it is. We received a very disturbing email last night and for one brief moment, the entire collective here at It’s good to mock were shocked to our very core. There are some things in life that operate on levels way above us mere mortals. The natural order of things must never be disturbed and when we opened the email and looked at the picture within, we nearly collapsed. Sugartastic Daddy John made some calls to some people who “take care of  people” and assured us that it was a false alarm. Despite what you may think when you see this picture, please don’t be alarmed as we can confirm it’s a fake and said person is very much alive and well and living in the internets: