The effects of Ethanol on the creative process

Scurvy Janes's sister "Ring Worm" Rhonda is doing a thesis on the effects of alcohol on creativity. It just so happens that Thirsty Dave is a man who consumes alcohol at fairly regular intervals and also happens to be massively creative so he's the perfect candidate to help her out with her studies. We need to stress that It's good to mock does not condone the constant drinking of copious amounts of alcohol but it does seem to work for Thirsty Dave. Here's two personal ad's he recently wrote, one while sober and one when not quite so sober:

Sober Ad

Non Sober Ad