The gospel according to Bill Y and Jill Y

And so we come to this inevitable juncture. It was always going to happen but I didn’t think it would happen so soon. Little Dill Y is 5 years of age but he’s very mature and goes on like a 6 year old. Jill Y has taught him about gradualism and punctuated equilibrium, theory of Karl Fischer titration and metabolic acidosis. I’ve taught him about The Simpsons, how to download fart apps and how to stick a straw up his nose. It’s time to teach the little guy about the Jesus and God thingy but we have different ideas on the teaching materials to use.

Jill Y favours: 

I favour: