It’s good to finally know something

Some things should never be explained. How magnets work, the fairy tale of the guy who supposedly walked on water and why anyone listens to Bon Jovi, to name but a few. We’re not a very smart collective at It’s good to mock but tonight we’re going to share with you, the fruits of many years of scientific investigation. I’m not sure if there’s a Nobel prize for figuring out what we’ve figured out but if there is, can someone please post it to me? Observe, be amazed and applaud if you will, the truth behind the addiction of coffee: