Moving with the times

At It's good to mock, we embrace modern gadgets as soon as they become available. We're massively hip to the groovy technologies and think it’s really neat to be using things like analogue mobile phones, betamax video recorders and ghetto blasters. Jill Y however is one step ahead of the rest of us when it comes to the modernization of the family home and she's recently bought a gramophone, Soda Stream and last but by no means least, a new funky clock. The only problem with the new funky clock is that nobody can tell what time it is except Jill Y and I've been late for my Maths class twice this week so far: