Thirsty Dave’s Intervention

Things were getting totally out of hand with Thirsty Dave so we decided to have an intervention. Apart from drinking during his breakfast, lunch, dinner and tea, he invented 7 new times to have food during the day and guess what? He drinks during all theses mealtimes too. His friends came to try and talk some sense into him. Sugartastic Daddy John told him he would send the boys around to "resolve the issue" unless he gave up drinking. Scurvy Jane went to school with him and  decided she would go down the emotional route. She told him that he was her best friend, she couldn't live without him and if didn't stop drinking, he would drink himself into an early grave. I'm not one for wasting words so I simply told him that alcohol is not the answer. The sarcastic son of an alcoholic, only went and answered me back: